This is what we call, sharp tongue and sharp mind....

(1)

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as
sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense
attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine
the police officer's credibility ......  

Q:  'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'  

A:   'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q:   'Officer, who provided this description?'

A:   'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q:   'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?'
 
A:   'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q:   'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer.
Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation
for your daily duties?'

A:   'Yes sir, we do!'

Q:   'And do you have a locker in the room?'  

A:   'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A:   'Yes, sir.'

Q:   'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life,
you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these
same officers?'

A:   'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex,
and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback'
line --  and we think he'll win.

Number 2:

Now We Know Why He Was a General  -----
 

In an recent interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he
thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have
harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks
on America.

His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.

The General said, "I  believe that forgiving them is God's function...
OUR job is to arrange the meeting."



You have got to love them both!